Ernie(aka urny)

Born from a Brick Wall

Baby Status - ENLIGHTENED

Description: If you have stumbled upon this beast, you likely found him neck-deep in a water dish, drinking more water than most elephants. This creature is most known for its clumsy and blockheaded nature. Enjoying any chance to jump onto anything, you would never guess he has a fear of heights. Despite having huge ears, this creature is completely deaf, or at least doesnt care to listen to anything it doesnt like. Relying on Maisy for social cues, he has developed a beautiful bond with his sister wife. After drinking entire rivers, or even enjoying a little twerk time from bananas, you can see this beast lounging unemployedly about. Flopping completely sideways on the floor, similar to a big-eared crescent moon. If you have the chance, give him some love near the tip of his nose, and you will be rewarded with chittering from his teeth. An older man He doesnt have the energy to deal with young ways of thinking or moving. If you happen to have a banana in his presence, beware. He is known to succumb to an extreme bout of Banana lust and will eradicate any obstacles in his path; after acquiring his treat, he enjoys throwing that ass in a circle to celebrate a successful hunt.